More White People Music
Posted by Greyfox | Posted in Crappy bands, Emo kids, Hot topic, Music, Radio | Posted on 16:39
I'll take this opportunity to talk about something that I hate. New white people music. Now I'm not talking about artists from R&B, I'm not talking about Pop. I'm talking about good old rock and roll. I can't think of one song made by a new rock band on the radio that I have enjoyed within the last 2 years. I have heard good shit that isn't on the radio, and maybe that just means that the radio sucks, but I'm gonna bitch about something, so here we go.
You have an advent of shitty rock bands like Nickelback that get successful. They appeal to teenage girls, rednecks who like rock, and middle aged people who insist on saying that they are "down" with new rock music in a futile attempt to stay in this generation. With a slew of shitty catchy singles, bands like these will pump their generic rock through the airwaves and into the proverbial gun that I will use to kill myself with.
SPEAKING OF KILLING YOURSELF. This brings me to the next part of the sad state of white people guitar music. The emo-revolution has all but destroyed my faith in the world. This slew of pussies crying into a microphone has nearly given me a stroke. They all sound the same. The same high pitched scream, pre-pubescent voice sung into the microphone about love lost and parents not understanding you is getting old. Especially since the majority of these voices are being sung from 28 year old dudes still bitching about what happened to them in high school. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Oh and they've made it trendy to be a pussy. Yes they have. This slew of wear your heart on your sleeve cry yourself to sleep at night alone in your bedroom as your tears soak your long black bangs so that you cannot see the world because it is too painful to look at. Your girlfriend dumped you, GET OVER IT. No ones parents understand them.
And there is NEVER ever an excuse to cut yourself. None of this stupid emo kid logic, oh I cut myself cause its the only real pain, I just want to feel blah blah blah. The only real pain I feel is you, and every time I read a super soppy my world is so dark and so am I lyric in your gay ass aim profile or on your emokid99sufferingdarkangelbleedingheart2019 myspace page I throw up in the back of my mouth a little bit. Look at us we're so mysterious and dark. Lets be individuals together and shop at hot topic. ALSO!!!! It isn't cool to wear black shirts that say whitty things in white lettering like "I used to be Schizophrenic but we're better now," or "one by one the penguins steal my insanity", or anything along those lines. Shirts that advertise your individuality or darkness or the fact that you obviously think you're hardcore make you not that. Remember, you cant be hardcore if you're a pussy that listens to whiny music and cries yourself to sleep over your lost high school girlfriend. Maybe instead of investing in all that shitty music and gear you should spend it on some vagisil and a package of tampons, cause that bleeding heart, isnt a heart at all, its just a big bleeding pussy that happens to be you flopping around, dry, and irritating as hell......bitches.
Your girlfriend dumped you so that she could be with that other guy who isn't a pussy, and your dad thinks you're gay.
You have an advent of shitty rock bands like Nickelback that get successful. They appeal to teenage girls, rednecks who like rock, and middle aged people who insist on saying that they are "down" with new rock music in a futile attempt to stay in this generation. With a slew of shitty catchy singles, bands like these will pump their generic rock through the airwaves and into the proverbial gun that I will use to kill myself with.
SPEAKING OF KILLING YOURSELF. This brings me to the next part of the sad state of white people guitar music. The emo-revolution has all but destroyed my faith in the world. This slew of pussies crying into a microphone has nearly given me a stroke. They all sound the same. The same high pitched scream, pre-pubescent voice sung into the microphone about love lost and parents not understanding you is getting old. Especially since the majority of these voices are being sung from 28 year old dudes still bitching about what happened to them in high school. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Oh and they've made it trendy to be a pussy. Yes they have. This slew of wear your heart on your sleeve cry yourself to sleep at night alone in your bedroom as your tears soak your long black bangs so that you cannot see the world because it is too painful to look at. Your girlfriend dumped you, GET OVER IT. No ones parents understand them.
And there is NEVER ever an excuse to cut yourself. None of this stupid emo kid logic, oh I cut myself cause its the only real pain, I just want to feel blah blah blah. The only real pain I feel is you, and every time I read a super soppy my world is so dark and so am I lyric in your gay ass aim profile or on your emokid99sufferingdarkangelbleedingheart2019 myspace page I throw up in the back of my mouth a little bit. Look at us we're so mysterious and dark. Lets be individuals together and shop at hot topic. ALSO!!!! It isn't cool to wear black shirts that say whitty things in white lettering like "I used to be Schizophrenic but we're better now," or "one by one the penguins steal my insanity", or anything along those lines. Shirts that advertise your individuality or darkness or the fact that you obviously think you're hardcore make you not that. Remember, you cant be hardcore if you're a pussy that listens to whiny music and cries yourself to sleep over your lost high school girlfriend. Maybe instead of investing in all that shitty music and gear you should spend it on some vagisil and a package of tampons, cause that bleeding heart, isnt a heart at all, its just a big bleeding pussy that happens to be you flopping around, dry, and irritating as hell......bitches.
Your girlfriend dumped you so that she could be with that other guy who isn't a pussy, and your dad thinks you're gay.
You are the last hope.
Racist.